The Longest Day of the Year..

Friday was fun, went up to the Greater Fall River area to reconnect with some old friends. I really dont know where I was, I think at one point Taunton and some other parts of Mass im not sure. I hired a personal assistant named Gwen. I'm paying her $5 a week to answer my calls and do my bidding. I gave her the first two weeks off, (im the best boss ever). Watched Kicking and Screaming. Will Farrell is nuts.

Saturday Slept in Cranston and went to the re-build at Cranston Hall. It was really nice and came out really well. Was there until 5 when I had to pick up reba and head to Perks and Quirks to bar-keep. I had so much fun working. I love being able to say that. I really like Bartending, and i think im getting pretty good at it. I made some crazy martinis and attempted Flair. I had support from westerly's finnest, who came in. I think me and Mcgurn may play at the shop next month. Stay tuned Ill let you know.


Sunday- Drove to Boston to picked up the rents from there cruise. Came home and took a coma, (4 hr nap). Then all my wildest dreams came true... I went to a corn maze. And that was it. haha. The Alex's were running through corn and being foolish. Fluffy two minutes in proclaimed, "where am i?" not different from every other night when he says "who are u , where am i"? But it was fun. Itll be better next year (wink) i'm not sure who i just winked too or why. Peace out.

Let the Rain Fall Down..something something

I think that's a Hillary Duff song.

Not a very exciting week. Keeping busy with the normal day to day nonsense. Oh, we had a special Pioneer Day this week on wednesday. And it was quite the success I might add. A total of 52 people went out for different parts of the day. Which is very exciting. I'm finding that I spend more time at my hall then at my house. Go figure.

I got this crazy new matress topper thing with the pillow to match. I'm very excited because it's re-donk-u-lously comfortable. It's the one where you put your hand on it and it sinks in memory foam I think it's called. I just keep calling it the bed of the future or the bed of the atronauts. I'm looking into becoming a spokeswomen.

And I just saw "Batman Begins" again. Three cheers for Christian Bale. Tell him to call me. If you havn't seen this movie, I highly recomend you do. It's quite good. And tomorrow my rents leave for Bermuda. Party? ehh I won't be home this weekend, but there always room for a
corn maze...

Noah's Ark Called

So we had a ridiculous amount of rain this week.

I saw the honorary title play on thursday night. Soo good. We stood about 3 inchs from the stage. And k-2-the-lee requested "snow day" and they played it, which is great because it wasn't on the setlist. I would know because I got the set list and signed. (my original set list was stolen by a very large angry fan). Show was played well and the sing along with BG (brian green) was enjoyed. And then spikes and a piggy back race back to the car.

Saturday went to the 2nd annual three legged race in Bean Town. Which was cancelled due to rain! Instead there was a big party which is always apperciated. And the remains of duct tape from the race were used to decorate out fits. I spelled out Hunter on Hunters arm in tape. He is still waiting for his arm hair to grow back. Party abruptly ended at 12:30 (for reasons I cant disclouse pending investigation). Which was fine I was exhausted. So walked back to where we were staying where I was promised the notebook, which I never watched (darn).

Sunday took TK to a brunch in Attelboro then went to Papa Gino's (mmm). End Scene

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T. G. I. 20

A very exciting week.
But an especially exciting week for now I, Jordan K III, am a mature woman, sound in mind and no longer a teenager for I am 20. (when your done laughing your head-off continue reading)

Yes I am excited to not be a teenager anymore, even tho it means my excuses are running out. I. E. Why isnt your room clean? Who ate all the chocolate frosting out of the pan? Whos that boy hiding in your closet? I no longer can answer, i'm sorry its just so hard being a teenager. This will no longer fly.

Oh the band i'm in (j-rod, and master Hawkins) has choosen a name. "Kit-Kats Hazardous Hawks" Which came from all of our last names. I give it a week before its changed again. But at least we have a sweet logo.

And in other news, The mini mortocycle ride's again. I bought purple tassles for it. I need to buy a new headlight bulb which I already went to 5 stores to find this "mystery" bulb. I better do it soon because sparks were coming out of the headlight last night, which i'm pretty sure is not good. At my funeral I want there to be cake and a Dj. That is all.