Updating This Piece...August Edition

Holy Deuce ! It's been a long time since i've updated. I'm going to try and remember as best as possible, but i'll probably fail miserable..here we go.

So August is here and it's saturday the 5th. I've been really pushing in service to finish the month/year. Starting the month of August I need 83 hours. Today I went kayaking near Bluff Point. It was the first time i've ever gone, and it was rad. I think it will become one of my new favorite recreational expensive hobby's. Me and Alex d went out to this little island off near the groton airport, where we met up with some other people. It was a nice little beach, I even layed out a little (mouth dropped open). And we caught some horseshoe crabs and what not. Then I went to my aunt's for a picnic which was sweet. Then I went and met up with Skins to pick up corto at the airport. (so glad she's back).

Next weekend was salsa weekend. We had some people come up from NJ/NY for it. Including Danny who came up! It was cool he came up. He told me all about his adventures in the city including, washing the hair of the Fab 5. Ha I guess you would have had to be there to appreciate it. We hung out, met up with the kings later. Then went to see the metor shower in the borough which only happens like every 3,000 years, so too bad about that suckas. (all scientific facts are all purely nonsense I have made up) . Saturday, the rest of the bethelites came up and we all went to the beach. Fun Fun. Me and Danny went swimming. I've never seen anyone so afraid of jellyfish, i'm sorry it's true. But that also might be because I told him that The Man of war kill people and he if gets stung he will probably die. NO BLOOD.

Salsa in Providence gets better every year. If you have never been, I recommend it. Literally I saw about 200 people I knew. And I got my dance on. Funniest moment of the evening I was talking to Mr. George about this chick I met in NYC. And up next to me walks this girl. It was so random. (good thing I was not talking junk about her, she woulda used some crazy polish death grip on me)

Next week. Well Thursday's I work all day cleaning with Spaz. Well we clean this really really really gross house. The people smoke, and have animals. It's just a diaster. So i'm sweeping the steps to there basement and I'm looking at this room i'm in, the stickers on the wall. All of a sudden, Hmmm it smells like dog crap in here, wow I really smell it. Well, I look down and realize OMG i've stepped in it. No big deal, but oh wait, I wear Flip Flops to clean, oh wait not only is the ish on my sandle, but on my bare foot and pants. !!! After yelling and maybe some cursing, I run outside to use a hose, to well hose my foot off. GROASS.

Moving on. A whole bunch of more service, getting close to finishing my time. Saturday the 19th, was Sav and Jarod's wedding. It was at the Rhodes of the Pawtuxet. Very nice wedding. So happy to see everyone, esp Miss Lockhart. I danced a bunch, and ate a bunch, and at one point tackled the bride. Whatever she was looking at me funny.

Monday the 21st went kayaking again. This time with the King's and some other people. (too lazy to name them all, but Zoe was there.) It was really cool, we went down the Mystic River under the drawbridge, to another beach. Had lunch on the beach, everyone took off to go to Ram Island, but I was lazy and stayed to Lay out. Well Well Well, i'm stupid and forgot that i'm white, in fact i'm almost clear. I only put sunblock on my arms. I got the most obnoxous sunburn. I've been in extreme pain the past couple of days. Gew.

Today is Wenesday the 23rd. And lady's and internet geeks, i'm happy to say that as of 6pm, I finished my service time for the year. I have 840 hours! I would like to thank all those who were there to support me. Tim Horton, for making delicious hot and fresh breakfast biscuits, and coffee tasting of dirt. Bean Counter for always taking my bad checks. Sophie, for your beverages, ahhh your beverages. Even if you are 40 minutes out of my territory you still would always bring me back for more. And to all my pioneer partners: Skins, Corto, Pony tail O death, Shelia McClean, Sara V, Aphy-Poo, Tim Horton Jr. and to anyone else who I forgot. And to sara d and aud, because I feel like mentioning there names on this piece.

Good night and i'll see you suckas in september. JK out.

Ps: The prophet Thomas has returned home for another week befor he moves back to Indo. Umm so far, I spent the first week not talking to him. lol.