A Very Special Day, Shower Power, and a Fairy Tale of White Trash Proportions.

So much to say so little time.

So i'm back from florida, and I literally have 10 sec to get ready for a busy weekend. Saturday the 2nd was our Special Day Assembly in Natick. It was really nice. They recently combined our circuits, so now all of RI and about hmm 1/4 of CT are together. It was a packed house. I was able to snag the last 4 seats in the front section, I don't know how but I did. Oh that's right, I rode up with Danimal, Vajj, and K. So the auditorium was completely full, I even heard that some people at to sit in the cafeteria and listen. There was some really nice parts, I really liked the ones directed towards the youth, cause well I am one. Durrr. Some kids got baptized, which is fabulous. My cuz Justine, Emily, Phil, Angelica.

And then 2 other people from Westerly. After the assembly we went to Cav in Prov. Ha that kinda rhythm's. The restraunt has one of the coolest atmospheres i've seen, food was good but kinda pricy. And I was still kinda hungry. Weird.

The next week got back into my routine. Started doing service and getting back to reality of not being in beautiful sun and sand. Wednesday December 6th was my mom and Dad's 3-uhh 3-umm Thirty-Blah Blah Anniversary! No I'm pretty sure it was 31st. Yeah i'm saying 31'st. Well anyways, My dad and I got my mom a new digital camera. And I got mom flowers and a card, and dad says I can just buy him a 6 pack. So that's a good deal.


That weekend December 9th was Kayleigh and Brian's Jack and Jill bridal Shower. (wow that was a mouthful) It was at Fenner Hill Golf Club. It was gorgeous, that whole candle light feel to it. And a pasta buffet, which I didn't eat any of, stinkin taco bell does me in everytime, I have to stop eating there before I go out.


Anyways, a bunch of people came. And I knew almost all of them ! Which is cool. There was dancing, rusty flipped me, thanks for the warning, jerkface. And D and James left me hanging, story of my life, but it's ok I let them have it the next day or at least Ryan. lol. All and all a really nice evening,

i'm glad we were able to do that for Brian and Kayleigh. Oh And the girls from mass came down which was fabulous. Except one who was missing, jordank2.

This brings us to the White Trash version of my blog. Gather around kiddies, i'm going to tell you the story of how you can take the boy outta the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park outta the boy. Sometime on thursday evening, a nice young lady returns home from her day to see a scary vehicle leave her driveway. A vehicle of someone not so familiar.

Let's call him Chris. Well Chris had been stalking our hero for quite sometime now. Well being scared she circled around the house and then eventually went home. In the mean time her phone be blowing up yo like it the 4th of july or somethin' shoot. Chirs continued to call, and jordank 2 told him to please leave me and our child alone. Jordan k 2 responded, if you come here again my former love and baby's daddy, I will have to call the authority's. In which Chris responded, My dearest I am in the bushes already. Jordan k 2 called the proper authority's who soon showed up. The female officer, came in to discuss proper custody's arrangements with our hero, while the male officer calmed down chris. Chris began to become very much a stinky pants and yell at the police man and even shove him, not very nice of him. Soon chris became very agitated and pulled a 9' from his automobile, that's a gun for all of you not from the streets. Jordan k 2, threw herself in front of her mother and pushed the lady officer outside, not very brave. haha. A standoff began. And the plot thickened. Chris was arguing and yelling yo mama jokes at the police, who were not impressed the least. More of the King's men showed up to help the police persons. One who was holding a James Bond 007 style sniper rifle, who at any moment would bust a cap in his aspirin. Man I have a headache, I should take some tylenol. Anyways. Chris is holding his gun around like a little pansy, the police persons eventually convinced him to drop it, or they would "drop him". The police persons, then discovered that his gun was fake. After eveyone including the paperboy and milkman had a good laugh, he was quickly arrested, flogged, and sacked. And he is now in nearby stocks, where eveyone can laugh and throw old food at him. Full custody of the child has been given to Jordan k 2, who has since moved on. Her and her new love are now perusing a happy life, in full time service, and no one really remembers what's his name.

That was a true story, but told in the 9th person jordan k. Don't believe me? Well read then watch this White Trash News

That concludes this week's edition. Next week, my visit to my friend Stanley, and T-minus 2 weeks till kayleigh is one hott housewife.